How My Poor Eyesight Entertains the Masses and Mortifies an Optical Store Clerk
/I left my eyeglasses at a La Quinta Inn in Fort Lauderdale.
Read MoreI started writing down my life goals and it turned out to be a list of places where I want to nap, but haven’t yet
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) February 12, 2018
I left my eyeglasses at a La Quinta Inn in Fort Lauderdale.
Read MoreI didn’t play youth soccer for long, but I made a huge impact. I played just one season when I was five or six, but my unique style and flair is still widely talked about. By my mom, mostly, but still, talked about.
Read MoreEvery good story is built around a perfect mix of comedy and tragedy. Similarly, every day of parenting has an often not so perfect mix of the same two ingredients. The days the scale tips in favor of comedy are the great ones. And when it goes the other way, well, let’s just say that’s when you’ll find me pounding the pavement at 10 p.m.
Or pounding something at least.
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