Reading in the Dark

Reading in the Dark

My children have had many long, elaborate, and often incomprehensible bedtime routines. I’ve written about these rituals several times because this nightly production has been a pillar of my existence for over a decade. It takes up a lot of space in my head and sometimes causes a fair amount of stiffness in my lower back.

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I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays

I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays

The tattoo artist worked meticulously but quickly on my knuckle tattoos as I sat hunched over in a straight-backed chair, my arm resting on a paint-splattered wooden table. It was one of those fuzzy days between Christmas and New Year’s when time ceases to have any meaning and our actions have zero consequences.

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I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I was sitting by myself in my car in a shopping plaza parking lot, scrolling my phone for a moment before heading to my next destination when a mom and her two little kids took me back in time.

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Summer Parenting Is Often a Winding and Bumpy Road

Summer Parenting Is Often a Winding and Bumpy Road

My family discovered a new outdoor activity that helped us ward off the mid-summer malaise but after just a few days, bruises, bumps, and a broken-down car ended our fun.

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

I’ve been a stay-at-home dad for more than a decade, and I have to admit that trying to reenter the job market after so long has been even more daunting than I expected.

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Report: 8-Year-Old Shocked to Learn Local Dad Knows the Song “Love Story” by Taylor Swift

Report: 8-Year-Old Shocked to Learn Local Dad Knows the Song “Love Story” by Taylor Swift

Orlando, FL — The sky was slate gray and there was a slight chill in the air on the Thursday afternoon when a young girl’s world was turned upside down.

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I Almost Survived Volunteering at the School Book Fair Without Having an Existential Crisis

I Almost Survived Volunteering at the School Book Fair Without Having an Existential Crisis

I didn’t know if I’d be able to write this week because I was so busy volunteering at the elementary school Book Fair.

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YouTube Taught Me That My Life’s Passion is Changing Bicycle Tires

YouTube Taught Me That My Life’s Passion is Changing Bicycle Tires

I’ve been really getting into bicycle repair lately.

It’s probably my number one passion if you don’t count nagging my kids to do their homework.

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Skate Night Is Back and It's Still Gloriously Chaotic

Skate Night Is Back and It's Still Gloriously Chaotic

The beginning of each school year brings with it the return of many familiar rituals and events, but perhaps none is more important than Elementary School Skate Night.

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This One Time at Band Camp

This One Time at Band Camp

My oldest child is in sixth grade this year, which means he has moved up from the cozy and comfortable elementary school that is decorated floor to ceiling with ladybugs to the more utilitarian and intimidating middle school that looks like a cross between a small community college and a correctional facility.

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The Indignity of Using an Umbrella in the Sun

The Indignity of Using an Umbrella in the Sun

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s been hot lately. Like, obscenely hot.

I’m a Florida native so heat and humidity are as natural to me as a lizard crawling across my toes or a frog hanging out on the wall of my kids’ bedroom, but this year the heat has just been… different.

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School is Back… Now What?

School is Back… Now What?

My kids returned to school today. This seems to happen every year and I somehow never really get used to it. It’s like one day they’re here and the next they’re gone… well, for five or six hours at least.

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Breaking Curfew with Illegal Fireworks and Other Beach Adventures: Part 3 of a Summer Vacation Diary

Breaking Curfew with Illegal Fireworks and Other Beach Adventures: Part 3 of a Summer Vacation Diary

July Fourth. Independence Day. Fireworks Day (as my kids typically call it). No matter what name you prefer, this is a day that I often feel conflicted about.

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I Completely Botched the Surf Report and Other Musings from the Beach: Part 2 of a Summer Vacation Diary

I Completely Botched the Surf Report and Other Musings from the Beach: Part 2 of a Summer Vacation Diary

The first day of July brought with it our first full beach day. It was a Saturday of a holiday week, so the beach was probably very crowded.

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I Went to Buc-ee’s and the Beaver Made Me Leave My Soul Behind so My Body Could Walk Free

I Went to Buc-ee’s and the Beaver Made Me Leave My Soul Behind so My Body Could Walk Free

Day 1 (pretty sure about this one) — June 29

Thursday was our first travel day. Our plan was to drive from central Florida to Savannah because we couldn’t get into the beach place until Friday, and we didn’t want to drive the full distance in one day because our kids hate the car.

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How to Fill the Space When Children Grow Up and Artificial Intelligence Takes Over

How to Fill the Space When Children Grow Up and Artificial Intelligence Takes Over

I drove up to our local park one morning recently when my kids were all at school. This park with the playground tucked away in the back corner by the lake is where I spent countless hours with my children in what is slowly but surely starting to feel like a different lifetime.

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For Better or Worse Another Summer Slips and Slides Away

For Better or Worse Another Summer Slips and Slides Away

If you’re a parent who spends a lot of time online, it’s hard to escape the meme about making the most of the 18 summers you have with your children before they leave home.

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