Reading in the Dark

Reading in the Dark

My children have had many long, elaborate, and often incomprehensible bedtime routines. I’ve written about these rituals several times because this nightly production has been a pillar of my existence for over a decade. It takes up a lot of space in my head and sometimes causes a fair amount of stiffness in my lower back.

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I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I was sitting by myself in my car in a shopping plaza parking lot, scrolling my phone for a moment before heading to my next destination when a mom and her two little kids took me back in time.

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I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays

I Got My First 8 Tattoos Over the Holidays

The tattoo artist worked meticulously but quickly on my knuckle tattoos as I sat hunched over in a straight-backed chair, my arm resting on a paint-splattered wooden table. It was one of those fuzzy days between Christmas and New Year’s when time ceases to have any meaning and our actions have zero consequences.

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I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I Had This Strange Urge to Share a Moment of Connection With a Random Parent

I was sitting by myself in my car in a shopping plaza parking lot, scrolling my phone for a moment before heading to my next destination when a mom and her two little kids took me back in time.

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Summer Parenting Is Often a Winding and Bumpy Road

Summer Parenting Is Often a Winding and Bumpy Road

My family discovered a new outdoor activity that helped us ward off the mid-summer malaise but after just a few days, bruises, bumps, and a broken-down car ended our fun.

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5 Sleepover Mistakes to Avoid If You Want to Stay Married

5 Sleepover Mistakes to Avoid If You Want to Stay Married

It’s the last day of school before Spring Break starts. You’ve just attended your child’s Field Day or Picnic Day or It’s Not Break Yet But It Kind Of Is Day and all that time spent under the blazing sun surrounded by 800 screaming children has made you a little punchy.

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I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever

I’ve been a stay-at-home dad for more than a decade, and I have to admit that trying to reenter the job market after so long has been even more daunting than I expected.

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Report: 8-Year-Old Shocked to Learn Local Dad Knows the Song “Love Story” by Taylor Swift

Report: 8-Year-Old Shocked to Learn Local Dad Knows the Song “Love Story” by Taylor Swift

Orlando, FL — The sky was slate gray and there was a slight chill in the air on the Thursday afternoon when a young girl’s world was turned upside down.

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The World is a Trash Heap So It Might Be Time to Break My Most Sacrosanct Internet Rule

The World is a Trash Heap So It Might Be Time to Break My Most Sacrosanct Internet Rule

I’ve been existing online for almost two decades now and during that time I’ve had one hard and fast rule. One binding commandment I swore I’d never break. That guiding principle: Under no circumstances will I ever post feet pics on the internet.

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I Almost Survived Volunteering at the School Book Fair Without Having an Existential Crisis

I Almost Survived Volunteering at the School Book Fair Without Having an Existential Crisis

I didn’t know if I’d be able to write this week because I was so busy volunteering at the elementary school Book Fair.

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YouTube Taught Me That My Life’s Passion is Changing Bicycle Tires

YouTube Taught Me That My Life’s Passion is Changing Bicycle Tires

I’ve been really getting into bicycle repair lately.

It’s probably my number one passion if you don’t count nagging my kids to do their homework.

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